Monkey?

I don't even know where I was, but I went "out back", out this green door (an industrial area, not residential). Out there there was pretty much nothing, just some patio chairs and concrete. Maybe I was on break at work. Anyway, so out of the corner of my eye, I see movement underneath one of the patio chairs, so I look under there and its a freaking baby monkey! I swear, my imagination is amazing, because it was so realistic, this little monkey. So, I have a bunch of little veggie/fruit snacks like grapes, grape tomatoes, and some other stuff (for whatever random reason).

So I commenced in the luring of the monkey, and I eventually get close enough to pick him up by the armpits and he clings to me, on my hip, like a little baby. So I have my computer suddenly? I take a bunch of pictures with me and the monkey on my computer's built in video camera, before the cute baby monkey gets too s q u i r m y and I have to put it down. But it was pretty sweet. Wild baby monkey!

Then I had a dream about my ex, Joe, where he came to my house just to drop off a "hate package". This included a bunch of onions, tomatoes (both of which I hate), and some letter than explained that this random guy I know, Clint, has a sex addiction (out of place and random, yes). I threw the chopped up onions through the window of his giant SUV and called it a day.

But seriously... that monkey was sweet.



Some interpretations:

To see a monkey in your dream, symbolizes deceit, insight and intuition. Those around you are working to advance their own interest. Alternatively, monkeys indicate an immature attitude, a playful nature and the mischievous side of your personality.

alternate for monkey: One who is not under your control. Qualities of a monkey applied to a person as an excuse for their behavior.

To dream that you are feeding a monkey, means betrayal by someone whom you thought cared about your interests.

To see or eat grapes in your dream, represent wealth and prosperity. In the end, your hard work will pay off and you will be rewarded for your labor. Alternatively, grapes refer to immortality and sacrifices.

To see a tomato in your dream, symbolizes domestic happiness and harmony.

To see or eat onions in your dream, represent the multitude of layers that you need to get through in order to unveil what is really underneath. You need to dig a little deeper into a situation or problem. The dream may be a metaphor for some revelation.

Purse Snatcher

So I went to sleep at a reasonable hour, but I kept waking up (after what seemed like a really long time) every 3 hours or so. Even though I was asleep in my own bed that I always sleep in I was really disoriented and alarmed. I woke up and I was like, 'Why is it so dark in here? Where am I? Wtffffff?" Anyway so I know I must have dreamed some weird/alarming stuff, but I can't remember what most of it was. I only remember part of one.

I lost my purse somewhere, a blue and white one, though I was already carrying an additional red and black one (they were identical, but different colors). The blue one had important stuff in it, and I had already gotten on the bus to go somewhere else when I realized it. I think I was at "my college campus" (it wasn't the same at all). So I realize my purse is gone and I'm like damnit, and have to go back to the bus station where I thought I left it, and it was gone. "Gone!? PURSE THIEVES!" I announce, my eyes narrowed in suspicion.

It is only logical, at this point, that I would search each individual person walking on campus and see if I can find my purse. So help them if I find them!

My dream is efficient at least, in that I find a girl carrying a purse that looks suspiciously like mine relatively quickly. I approach my prey.

"Hey there, just curious... where did you get that purse."

Blank stare.

"Because it looks REALLY similar to mine and mine just got stolen..." Menacing, I know.

Shifty glance. "I.... found it by the train station..." She says guiltily.

(in my mind, at this point train station = bus station where I think I left it, and I don't really think into it anymore because all I want to to do is beat ass)

Proceed to elaborate fight scene where I beat her up (includes sweet two feet kick, in slow mo, don't worry).

I CLAIM MY PURSE BACK!

I OPEN IT!

.....................ehhhhh it's not mine after all, and its empty :(

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Some interpretations:
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To see or carry a purse in your dream, represents secrets, desires and thoughts which are being closely held and guarded. It symbolizes your identity and sense of self. Consider also the condition of the purse for indications of your state of mind and feelings.

To dream that you lost your purse, denotes loss of power and control. You may have lost touch with your real identity. If you find a purse, then it represents a renewed sense of self.

To see an empty purse, represents feelings of insecurity or vulnerability.

To dream that someone is stealing something from you, indicates that you are experiencing an identity crisis or are suffering from some sort of loss in your life.

To dream that you are at the bus station, suggests that you have reached some new level or stage in your emotional or physical life.

To dream that you are riding a bus, implies that you are going along with the crowd. You are lacking originality and control over where your life is taking.