That'll Teach me to go to Bed with a Headache

This dream was one I just had during a nap. I chewed too much gum yesterday and now my temples are sore and I didn't sleep well at all last night and subsequently developed a headache because of it. So, I took a fancy nap for 2 hours and this is what happened. Seriously, what in God's name is wrong with my brain? This dream has no real time line at all that I can recall, so I'm just going to name some bullet points that I can remember, but in no real order.

• I was in a college dorm of some sort, with my friend Sydney, and we were walking around, I'm pretty sure looking for a lesbian we could hook one of our friends up with (?), but I don't remember the friend. Now, I think I had just moved there or something, because I didn't know anyone else and I was very surprised to find that all the girls walked around in their underwear here. I distinctly remember thinking, 'Oh my god, guys would kill to be here right now, it's like a freaking movie'. We were distracted from our lesbian quest, and instead went to Sydney's room where her dog, who is Bentley (that piece of shit ugly stupid dog that I hate). Apparently, Bentley won't behave and keeps peeing all over her rug and stuff. She didn't train it so I had to teach her how to train it, which consisted of me getting up, rubbing his face in it, spanking him, and putting him in a crate. Oh how lovely and vindictive my brain sometimes is :]
  
• Next thing I remember is I was in some kind of aircraft with 6 or 7 other people, all of which are pretty much nameless to me. But we landed at this random place, 12 to 15 feet off the ground, but there were stairs leading down. I remember someone yelling "Hey, don't fall off! Use the stairs!" which I was already doing, but then I look over and some chick I'm with totally falls off the stand and face plants into the ground. Idiot. To my left there is a street going downhill, with a covering over it, so maybe it's going into a tunnel, or there's a walkway above it. Point is, to my left there are 8 models. Two of them are a pair of twins, but they are dressed differently (this strikes me as strange to dream about). Apparently the street is vacant because they're about to do a fashion show or something down the street. They are bickering amongst themselves like idiots. The show begins. To my right there are rows and rows of bleachers, pretty much full up, like a football game, but for these models. People are DRUNK. They are falling out the sides of the bleachers like ants. There's so many people falling I don't understand. We quickly run down the street, probably screwing up the show, to avoid getting hit by falling people and the weirdness of it all.
• I am showing Jonas a picture of something hilarious/bizarre/sick I found to cheer him up. We are in some random house. The picture is of some Asian guy that had killed a giant octopus, and chopped off the body/head part, and climbed into and wore its tentacles on his legs and rearranged the rest so he could take a picture in a library. Half man, half octopus. I remember being disgusted, but when I looked closer it looked like he had built the octopus tentacles out of Lego's. One really can't be sure.
• The part I remember vaguely, right before I woke up, was that my mother was near me and I said something along the lines of, "Wouldn't it be fun to birth me again?" and she responded, "I think twice is enough, don't you?"

O_O Seriously, what is wrong with me. I was only asleep for like an hour and a half.